I like running. It's good cardio, and it helps relieve stress and clear my head. It's especially nice if there is a river nearby, it's warm-but-not-too-warm and maybe a bit of a breeze. I also like running in new places, as it's a fun way to get to know an area quickly. But there are some places I don't like running. Inner cities make you stop too much to wait for walk signs. In place is just dumb. The surface of the sun is too hot, and the bottom of the ocean isn't good for my lungs. But there is once place I really don't like running: airports.
My little adventure got off to a good start yesterday morning, in that I got up in time. I had sagely packed everything I needed the day before, so all I had to do was get up and go. At the bus stop a group of groggy, backpacked students were already waiting, and I stood patiently by. The bus was only about 2 minutes late, but I wasn't worried because I'd already planned on it bein– IT JUST ZOOMED RIGHT PAST!! Yep, the already-full bus decided that this group looked just a smidge too fat to fit on the bus, so he just skipped us altogether. (Of course the one time I actually don't miss the bus, the bus misses me. Irony better than Alanis Morissette.) It was only 9:40 am at this point, so I had plenty of time, but many of the students around me had 10:20 classes, so they were less pleased. Luckily, another bus rounded the corner after a few minutes to pick up the leftover riffraff.
Upon reaching campus I had about 45 minutes before I had to board my bus, enough time for coffee and bagels. I boarded the Michigan Flyer at 11:00am and arrived at Detroit Metro with plenty of time to spare. (The only minor hitch was at the brand-new self check-in states, which were just installed the previous day and full of glitches. In fact, I didn't even "self-check" at all, as a United worker did it all for me, trying to figure out how to romance the cranky machine.) Ticket in hand, I found my departure gate and boarded with my section. An aisle seat, alas, but at least I was on the plane. The engines fired up and we taxied the runway to prepare for takeoff. Then stopped.
"Ladies and gentleman, there will be experiencing a short delay while we await ground clearance information from Dulles in DC. We will receive updates in about 30 minutes."
Not a good sign, and although the plane was already 20 minutes late for takeoff, it was not an impassible death sentence on my connection in Washington DC, so I continued to read my book. When the pilot's tinny voice sprung up over the intercom again half an hour later, he announced a further 30 minute delay. That's when people started murmuring. An elderly couple behind me fretted about their connection to Moscow; I didn't envy them. With yet another delay of 20 minutes, the pilot announced that should we not receive the go-ahead from Washington Dulles, we would return to the gate and await further details. When the final delay of over an hour was announced, the engines rumbled to life again, and we taxied in slow defeat back to gate D6, and found ourselves right where we started. I was reminded of the bus affair that morning.
Time to get in line and rebook. Although I, in row 5, was one of the last people to enter the plane, I was in turn one of the first to exit, thereby near the beginning of the re-booking line. Inclement weather had grounded all DC-bound planes, so it was necessary to connect through other airports, the closest being Chicago. (To me this made much more sense anyway, since why would I want to fly east to DC just to fly west to Denver?) Indeed, when I received my new boarding pass it was for O'Hare, leaving just in just a little over half an hour, and scheduled to deliver me only a little bit late than my original arrival time. Great! Only then did I do the math and realize that my layover in Chicago would be a mere 20 minutes, if that. (Do you see where this story is going?) 'Well, que será será,' I thought to myself, and went back to the same Gate D6 where I had boarded my previous plane. I chose to ignore the possible omen.
This plane boarded on time, which was a good sign. My seat in row 14 was a middle seat, but the window seat to my left was conspicuously vacant. A few straggling passengers were still trickling onto the plane, and with each new face I held my breath until they chose a seat in the front, or passed by my row towards the back. Just when I thought the coast was clear, a stocky man with a mustache not unlike a walrus' trundled on board, and swiveled his perfectly spherical head from side to side, checking row numbers. I knew this was it, no window seat for me. And correct I was. But at least I was on the plane.
Takeoff and touchdown were as uneventful as air travel can be, but now it was go-time. My boarding pass did not list the gate from which my connection would depart, and upon entering the terminal, I cast about aimlessly for a bit, looking for the monitor showing all the arrivals and departures. When I finally found one, I located my flight number and almost swallowed my tongue. Denver 467, BOARDING, concourse C11. I was in concourse B and had about 10 minutes to make this flight. I took off at a quick jog, but was slowed to an awkward walk-trot when a security officer glared at me and took a menacing step in my direction. I don't know if you are familiar with O'Hare airport, but concourses B and C are not particularly close to each other. I took every moving walkway, still at my funny walktrot, and even broke into a full out run through some hallways where I saw no blue uniforms. I reached concourse C just in time and heaved some relieved (if labored) breaths as I checked in.
Being a transfer, my seat was WAY at the back of the plane, in row 41. When I entered the plane, the flight attendant looked at my ticket, frowned and said "This can't be right." She then plucked my boarding pass from my hand and threw it in the trash behind her. "You must be in seat 14. Do you have another boarding pass?" Stunned, I showed her my Detroit-Chicago boarding pass, which by pure luck just happened to have been, as you may recall, for seat 14. She cheerily accepted it and let me in. Though still shocked at this blatant ineptitude, a thought struk me and I turned back towards her. "Can I keep the other pass for my scrapbook?" She smiled vacuously, "Of course dear," and handed back my correct pass. I went and found my own seat in row 41 and sighed. Another aisle seat.
I was once more in the air, but this time rather relaxed. I had no more connections to make, and as long as United Air didn't accidentally deliver us to Winnipeg or Guam, I was golden. The only minor concern I had was for my luggage, which cannot run as fast as I, but there was nothing I could do about it now anyway. We touched down in Denver only a little later than scheduled, due to a mysterious re-route that took us through a corner of Wyoming to loop around Cheyenne, and I found Kat at baggage carousel 16. Even my luggage came through just fine. Despite the series of setbacks, all is well.
So it's my first day in Colorado, the new frontier! Adventure shall now commence.
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